February 2009

Issue 1, Volume 7

Prospect staff gets nostalgic for the Fall 2008 semester - THE RECAP

* Matt Landau ends speculation about his possible run for mayor, but reveals that his campaign slogan would have been "A Municipal Government for Everyone"

* Basketball player Malik Alvin caught stealing from Walmart, claims it was an accident based solely on his defense that he would never intentionally take 36 Watermelon flavored condoms

* Over 400 BU students march the Brain after Senator's Obama victory on Election night. There were 68 hospitalized after ingesting excessive amounts of Hope and Change

* Outrage after proposed tuition hike said to go primarily to state general funds, BU President Defleur punches Paterson in the face after allegedly telling him to "suck it."

* Adam Shamah tries to eat multiculturalism for breakfast, continues to suffer from stomach pains.

* OCCT buses almost shut down amid tax issues, automatically qualifying the organization for an Obama administration cabinet post.

* Ron Jeremy comes to Binghamton, when asked how he felt about the BU budget proposal he quipped "I have never been f--ked like that before."

* Bearcats Basketball continues to have less than stellar performance, when the organization offered Duke's Mike Krzyzewski the head coaching job for next year he sent the offer back in a UPS package, which reportedly also contained dog shit.

* BU Administration proposes to balance the budget, the top two proposals were to use the Fine Arts building for asbestos storage and build a new state-of-the-art fiberglass lounge for the School of Management.